Which One is the Clown Car?

As we walked to dinner last night, along California Ave, here in West Seattle we spotted this (original) Mini parked in back of a Hummer. One heck of contrast. I love cars, but I can't for the life of me figure out what kind of sad, sad man drives a hummer. They're to automobiles what a tuxedo shirt is to fashion. Dear Hummer man, I'm here if you need a hug and someone to cry to about how you're not tough enough.